Allow me to spin you a tale of my morning yesterday. So traumatic was it that I could not gather the courage to post until right now. Also I never had time. Whatever.
THE CAST
Me - Yours truly
Centipede - A giant killer house centipede (Google at your own risk) who has been stalking around my bathroom for days
SCENE
The showerMe: *shampoos hair
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